Monday, October 19, 2009

Why did Rich quit racing?

Many of you now know that one of our fearless teammates has called it quits for the season.  There are rumors flying about why, yet Rich has refused to address the media.  So, since speculation often leads to the truth or at least some pretty entertaining lies, I have pieced together some of the main reasons Rich has left the cyclocross scene.  Please cast your vote for the reason you feel Rich has called it a season.




5 comments:

  1. Because he's moving to Belgium to compete in the Super Prestige of Beer Drinking Series?

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  2. Luke 'still haven't done as many races as Rich' JeterOctober 19, 2009 at 7:46 PM

    Back injury from moving heavy furniture and boxes combined? Misplaced the box with all his bikes in it during the move?

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  3. Because his silver mylar baloon that looks like a flying saucer hasn't crash landed yet?

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  4. because bike racing is hard and stressful when you have a bunch of other $hit going on in your life?

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  5. This requires some analysis.

    - He is a huge Katy Perry fan so #2 is out.
    - Eggos are his real weakness not pork rinds.
    - Getting beat by Cap'n Slow, are you kidding me?

    - He is definitely on the run from the law.

    - Next year, when a mysterious rider shows up in a mexican wrestling mask...... be afraid. You never know when a midget in a gorilla suit will jump out and stick a tree branch in your wheel.

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