Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Fat WM Seeks Adventurous Outdoorsy Type


Fat White Male suffering from post-Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, Valentine's Day, Superbowl, St. Patrick's Day induced flab-a-lanche and calorie coma. Seeking adventurous type for outdoorsy adventures, preferrably of the two-wheeled self-propelled type. Must be equally slow, out of shape, bitchin' about the weather, willing to ascend some form of hill, and stop at the ocassional coffee shop.

If interested, drive down C-470 with a fresh piece of bacon hanging from your car antenna and I'll find you.

1 comment:

  1. Hey Buzzsaw...I didn't know you were riding for Lampre this year.

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