A couple of things I need to start doing

So we have been in Belgium 4 days now and these are the things that I need to understand:

The smell of frites is overwhelming when drinking beer at bike races all day

You can't smoke outside, only inside

When you order food, everyone wants to speak English even though you might have ordered in Flemish.

The Flemish chick is hot until they turn mid thirties and them a transformation happens. Might be related to the beers and smoking

Dinner is at 10p at the earliest so taking a nap is mandatory

The local bike race has "Yvonne Van Gent" even in Belgium.