Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Post Thanksgiving Racing Blues

The long Turkey Day holiday is upon us.  That means many people are traveling to parts unknown to visit with friends and family.  I think that's a good idea.  Keep up with the distant loved ones and who knows, you may get an honorable mention in the will.

But with so many people traveling over the holiday, the scarcity of qualified Frites en Mayo cyclocross racers is plummeting like dot-com stock.  I've been hassling my teammates for some commitment and all I get is that Rich, Dash, and Brian are getting married, and that Scott will hand me a beer.  Now I appreciate the beer at anytime during the race and I am happy as can be for the newlyweds.  But, I have been forced to recruit some other riders for this weekend.

I started with this guy because his palmares are as extensive as his Lampre waistline:

He's the personal trainer for Matt Klick so I figure he knows a thing or two about racing 'cross.  If not, he can at least tell me where the nearest donut shop is.  I'm giving him the Frites jersey I shrunk in the wash.  I'm sure it will fit nicely.

Next, I recruited these folks because you can't predict the weather here in Colorado:

They are not riding the Single Speed class but will be entering a new class called Single Wheel.  I expect them to provide some great entertainment and finish in the top 5.  The stoker is actually Katie Compton, I think.

Finally, I had to find a mullet replacement for Brian.  It wasn't as easy as I thought but I called up some of my relatives in West Virginia and they were happy to oblige.

This is a picture of the West Virginia state champion in the men's cat-4 category.  As you can see he has the body of a well trained cyclist (or a meth addict.  kinda hard to discern) and a mullet that Brian can only wet dream about.  I think he will fit in nicely on the Frites team and provide some good results as long as I can keep him away from the farm animals.

Lastly, I thought that Frites needed someone to work the pit area.  After the mudfest last weekend, I would like someone in the pit to give the bikes a good wash.


Yes.  She will do nicely.

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