Just in Time for Yaxmus

Now is your chance to show the world just how much of a Team FMVC fan you are!!!!!

We have a few (2 XL Long Sleeve, 3 XL Short Sleeve) Official FMVC wool jerseys left.

There are several guys out there on other Colorado based teams that secretly covet the FMVC and have them. Now, for the low, low price of $90, it is your chance to be one of the PHAT bastards that sport the FMVC.

Just email tiggerinchains@hotmail.com if you are interested. Once they are gone.... they will never come back.

Examples of each, modeled by yours truly below.

The short sleeve is specially cut to make the arms look

bigger and the gut smaller.... except on Capn' Slow.
'cause he's already ripped -- added by Cap'n Slow

The Long Sleeve is almost (but not quite)

guaranteed to make you fast in the cold.

Items that these jersey do not do:

- Prevent bones breaking in a crash.

- Make you go faster when you are hung over from too many Leffe's the night before.

- Keep your leg warmers from falling down mid race