WTF Chuck, I have found your "ghost" teammates..they are still racing

Ok, I cant take this any longer.  The whole Chuck Coyle thing is a cluster fuck of epic proportion.  This is a direct quote from Chuck on multiple sites:

“There were several guys on my team that didn’t have bank accounts,” they didn’t have anything — no laptop, no credit cards. They literally cashed their paychecks at the bank and paid for everything with cash. Whenever they needed to buy something online, they’d ask to use your credit card and pay you back in cash. As far as I can tell (with the evidence USADA presented), we were at a race, and someone used my computer, had access to my email, and bought dope with it. I was none the wiser.”

Ok Chuck, are you effing kidding me?  My wife doesn't even have all my credit card numbers or the password for my email address. 

Then there is this great one

"I don’t have $20,000 to fight it, and these (former teammates) have ghosted, just disappeared. I can’t find them. USADA was threatening me with a four-year or lifetime ban, and in the end I had no choice but to sign their document and accept a two-year suspension.”  Coyle believes he knows who ordered doping products using his computer, but was said he was “explicitly told” not to name them for fear that he would be slapped with a defamation lawsuit".

Hey Chuck, I was able to find all of your teammates that were on the 2007 Team Successful Living Presented by Parkpre USA by just using Google.  See the internet has this cool search function that can find almost anything about anybody and it is FREE!!!  You could even take your laptop over to Vics and they will also let you connect and search it too.

International teammates: 

Alessandro Bazzana (ITA) - For the 2010 season he was racing for Fly V Australia, which is the new Pegusus Racing team.  I going to guess that he has a bank account since they have to deposit his money into it each month.  His USA Cycling number is/was 257488.

Dusan Ganic (SER) - It appears that he got busted over a year ago in Italy for being part of a huge doping ring with Aleksandar Nikacevic another cyclist that briefly rode for Mapei and Alessio.

Ricardo Escuela (ARG) - This guy raced in 2009 for Team Type 1 racing here in the US.  It appears that he currently races back in Argentina for a team called Los Mineros (The Miners)  he just finished up some races there according to this website (it will need to be translated since it is in spanish).  His USA Cycling number is/was 257489.

Christian Valenzuela (MEX) - I could not really find anything for this guy.  This link says that he might be living back in Mexico and not racing at all.  Guess his EPO ran out and he was not really that good huh?

Now for his US teammates:

R Curtis Gunn - As of March 15, 2010 Curtis was racing and living in Tucson AZ and racing for the Williams Wheels p/b SC Velo.  According to this blog post he was going to race San Dimas stage race in CA.  USA Cycling license number is 51219

Alexi Martinez - Dude races for Adageo Energy Cycling team.  He is currently 23 years old.  He might have been doping since he was 20.  Come on man, dont you know that your dick shrinks when you take EPO and other dope and chicks dont dig small dicks from dudes?   USA Cycling license number is 190569

Daniel Ramsey - in 2009, he raced for Mountain Khaki's EP-NO...EPO YES is what I got to say.  As of these results, he is also racing with Curtis Gunn on the Willimas Wheels team.  USA Cycling license number is 29107

Ryan Yee - According to USAC, he has not raced since 2007 with Successful Living.  But according to this link, he was the damn team manager for Successful Living.  Now we all know that this guy had to have a computer, the link has an email address for him and he should have a credit card.  USA Cycling license number is 98357

I am sure that you dont give a shit about my blog and writings.  But come on man.....you have got to be smarter than this.  You are worried about guys that have no laptops (which means they have no internet connection and might not have heard about this), they have no credit cards (so they really dont have a way to take you to court for defemation) and you just lay down and take what USADA gave to you.  I would give them names, places, locations and kept racing, just like your "friends or teammates" that just threw you under the bus, a really big bus.
 
Now I dont really give a shit about your friends in the bubble that support you. Frankly, I am amazed that there has been so much silence coming from the Bubble. Maybe the Bubble has an embargo talking about this?  Maybe there are more names that are going to come out and they dont want to say anything.

Maybe you could have taken the money that you got back from selling your portion of the Hudz Team and the profits that you have from The Pros Stuff and find a good lawyer that can help you out. I know that it can done for way less than $20,000 USD.
 
For all the work that I have done for you Chuck to start your case, which took me about an hour or so, I will only charge you $100.00 USD.  I just need to have enough money to register the team that I race on with the  ACA since the only thing this team is on is Belgium Beers and frites.  They make you fat, not fast but we have a smile on our face at the end of the day and none of us have the moniker of  "Convicted Doper"